Exhibit A: the attorneyAttorney at paw
A raccoon lawyer who finds a loophole in every case. Catch the lying witness, shout OBJECTION! and win the case.
Filed at launch§ 1 · The brief
Loophole is a raccoon in a rumpled mustard suit with a briefcase that never fully closes. He has read every whitepaper, every Telegram pin and every "trust me bro". He can smell a lie from across the courtroom.
His record: zero cases lost to a fake "100x guaranteed".
His fee: paid in $LOOP, cold coffee and good memes.
His motto: "Read the contract. Then read it again."
§ 2 · Rules of the court
Free in your browser. No wallet, no sign-up. Progress saves on your device.
The witness makes 12 statements. Most are true. Some are classic crypto lies.
Hit OBJECTION! on a lie before the timer runs out. Object early for a bigger fee.
Objecting to the truth or letting a lie slip costs patience. Win the case to earn fees for upgrades and evidence boxes.
§ 3 · Docket
Every 5 minutes a new judge takes the bench, the same one for every player.
§ 4 · Exhibits
Spend your fees on sealed evidence boxes. 13 exhibits, from a crumpled receipt to the Golden Gavel.
§ 5 · Market record
Market data shows up after launch.
Open on DexScreener ↗§ 6 · Disclosures
Loophole would never let you skip these.
§ 7 · Questions from the jury
Yes. It runs in your browser with no wallet and no sign-up.
No. The game and the coin are separate. The coin is a meme with no promised value.
No. Loophole is an original cartoon raccoon made for this project.
Absolutely not. He's a raccoon.
Only at the top of this page. We never DM it.